BESPOKE POETRY
A tidy little ode to someone or something you care about

 
 

FOR CENTURIES, PEOPLE SENT EACH OTHER POETRY IN THEIR CORRESPONDENCE.

Be it a full poem, a short verse, or even a silly little rhyme, the idea of sending a thoughtfully constructed expression of your feelings was relatively commonplace. Over time, sharing words became cheaper and more convenient: the telegram, the telephone, and finally, the internet.

Somewhere along the line, a bit of the romance was lost. There’s nothing thoughtful or elegant or stylish about just sending a text message. Nobody’s ever thought it’s sexy to get a social media post dedicated to them.

Show the world that you’ve still got some of that old-school charm and class with a bespoke poem. Using the information you give me, I’ll dispatch a custom poem (at a minimum of eight lines long) to the recipient of your choice.

Looking to woo a paramour? Send a note of encouragement to a friend? Memorialize your pet? Do it with a poem.

PRICING

Send a poem to someone
$10 USD

Send a poem to someone but you get to review it and make a single round of suggestions/revisions
$50 USD

REFUNDS AND RETURNS

You’re commissioning an artistic work so, naturally, there are no refunds and no returns. To ensure the maximum amount of satisfaction with your non-refundable poem, I promise to:

  • Not use profanity in your poem

  • Not write anything explicit (sexually or otherwise)

  • Not intentionally offend the recipient

… unless otherwise requested in writing by you.