When you drive, you get
so angry you could spit
and I’m known to throw
the one-off childish fit
We’re both too stubborn to agree
but it’s obvious it’s true
that I’m just terrible me
and you’re just terrible you

You never make it
on time for a date
and I always chide and
lecture when you’re late
We can sit and argue it
until faces turn blue
but I’m just terrible me
and you’re just terrible you

A lot of folks are bound to scoff
and argue that we’re better off
to stay a hundred yards from one another
but I don’t think they’ll ever see
the way the two of us can be
and convincing them is just not worth the bother

You’re loud and you’re impatient
but you’re mine
and you tell me I’m obnoxious
but that’s fine
We bicker like we mean it
even though we never do
because I’m just terrible me
and you’re just terrible you